reading comics gives you the ability to say sentences like ‘barry allen used a cosmic treadmill to travel through time to battle aliens who had taken over the earth in 2287’ with a straight face
"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."
A novel by me
"I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books" the thrilling sequel
"I’ve read so much fanfic for this series, I can’t remember what really happened in the books" the stunning conclusion
I WANT THIS AT WORK
Re-watching a movie and seeing the villain before they’re revealed as the villain like
Today’s Gender of the Day is: Don’t recall.
"tired" isn’t even a temporary state for me anymore it’s just an inherent part of my personality at this point.
MaRy look at all these fucking pumpkins! how did you put them there so fast!?
ItS a MoThErFucKiN mIrAcLe BrO I jUsT aLl Up AnD aPpEaRiFiEd ThEm
I had the privilege of donning Captain America’s costume. I’m pleased to say it fit like a glove. (laughs)
Chris Evans - I take my hat off to him. He was so game. I put his costume on and I did a crude impression of Captain America and then later, he watched me do it. And so that performance that you see, is Chris Evans doing an impression of me doing an impression of him.- Tom Hiddleston, Thor: The Dark World Commentary
Why are basic necessities so expensive? I mean like
- toilet paper
- comic con
Welcome to Night Vale Signing (07.27.14 | SDCC)
I was trying to get a photo of Cecil and Carlos (ahem, Dylan) when Hal Lublin (aka Steve Carlsberg) decided to photobomb.
only in the hannibal fandom can you look at a slice of meat being fried and ask “who’s that”